Hi, I’m Jade.

I tell stories, chase curiosities and have only set one fire in my life — in a fire pit, using my ex’s stash of questionable literature as kindling. For legal reasons, I’ll say it was therapeutic.

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You were expecting a breathtaking portrait. I was expecting to remember to take one.
We’ve both been let down.

Quick Facts, Because We’re Friends Now

  • Fluent in sarcasm and cold brew

  • Own more glasses than most optometrists

  • Believe every story is better with a little grit

  • Once roasted a man’s ego and his magazine collection in the same night

The Hippie Girl Media Ethos

This is a space for those who’ve outgrown performance, the quietly powerful, and the unapologetically evolving.

Hippie Girl Media is a creative education platform built for those who make meaning out of mess—and refuse to shrink for the sake of marketability. Here, storytelling is a spiritual act, content is creative rebellion, and your voice is a vehicle for healing.

Founded by me—ordained, opinionated, and only semi-domesticated—this is where beautiful things are built from what was never meant to be silenced.

See what happens when storytelling gets personal.
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